A Few Things I Know:

Here are a few things I know: 

• Teal is a very scary color.
• Don't put liquid dish soap in the dishwasher.
• Sushi is good. 
• Life is like one giant surprise party; you never know when it's going to jump out and catch you off guard. 
• Friends are the best. 
• I will forever be a little bit awkward.
• I love my yellow rain boots. 
• Macs are better than PCs.
• Adversity is secretly the bomb.com because it makes you so much stronger. 
• I will never be gangsta no matter how hard I try. 
• Dating is the worst thing in the world. 
• I am starting to love 80's music. 
• I can do hard things. 
• Newton's 3rd Law.
• My family is awesome. With a capital AWE. 
• Always wash your face. 
• Don't smoke weed. 
• I could kick your trash at Twister. 
• I know how to operate a turnstile. Eat it. 
• God loves all of his children. 
• Kites only work when it's legitimately windy. 
• Spell check is smarter than me. 
• Animal Kingdom has the worst costumes, but the best names for restaurants. 

I just thought that today would be a great day to share all of my knowledge with you. Enjoy. Thank you, and goodnight.