Friday, August 7, 2009

Physical Address

The number one problem with being a gypsy is that you don't know your address...ever. Trust me, folks that lack of knowledge can get you into some sticky situations. Like that time I made a reservation at a Disney Resort and couldn't remember my address in Arizona because let's face it, it changed three times... That was a funny time. The guy thought I was a total square because I gave him three different addresses and they were all missing information. Or all those times when some organization asks for your address and you can't remember at what point in your life you gave it to them the first time so you go through at least 5 different addresses until you tell them the right one. Or how about this morning when you wake up at 7 am on your day off to go ship crap home because they told you to get there early?So you go with your crap and the address for your PO Box...but guess what? It's more expensive to ship it to your PO Box. UPS needs your physical address. But guess what square? You don't know your physical address!! So not only do you come across as a total moron by saying, "Oh, um, I don't know my address," you can't even figure your physical address out! Because guess what? It's 7:37 in the morning, and your physical address is three hours earlier than you, and therefore anyone who would know your physical address is still sleeping soundly, just like you wish you were. I love being a gypsy. Thank you, and goodnight. 

2 comments:

will said...

I live there...or really "theres" and I don't even always know them......Brownie says she loves you.....course she also said "High School Musical Rocks"....so ya gotta take that one as it comes

Jared said...

i like your style ↑ High School Musical does in fact rock... even just a little bit of a lot! hahahaha you know what another term for a gypsy is a vagabond...don't forget to spell it and then use it in a sentance.