Sexy

So I know that I have already blogged on this topic, not the sexy one...ahem. It's fine. I have already blogged about my highly attractive costume, but I would like to add visuals now. The time has come to let you put it all together, and smile as I'm sure you will. 

This is it. This little beauty is what makes the money. No, but for real though. It explains a lot, huh? Okay, so no. It's fine. 

Oh, so this is cool. I go into work one day, and my manager tells me that I have earned the Cast Appreciation and Recognition Award for the month. They told me that I had been doing a great job, and had been going above and beyond. I think it's all because of the vest. Or possibly the pants that are so short that you can see half way up my calf. I don't know, but it's pure awesomeness either way. Eat it. Also please note the Disney Point. Thank you. 

Um, this is for real. As I kill you with my laser eyes. 

As you can see, it is totally glorious. I know you are all jealous. One day, when you grow up, you too can be as cool as me and wear fish vests. Thank you, and goodnight.