Monday, January 26, 2009

Kicking Evil's Trash


Okay dear readers. So I saved the world the other day. Yes, you read that right. Just embrace it. My peep Shaun and I decided to go to Epcot on Saturday for some frivolity. Little did we know that our impressive world-saving skills would be called upon. And indeed they were. We decided to check out the new Kim Possible attraction, when an innocent worker, probably in-league with Kim Possible herself told us that there was a mission for us, and that we needed to report to Norway by 11:00. So with a quick stop to Club Cool for some drinks, (drinks like Chinese watermelon soda, and this crappy stuff from Italy named Beverly) as well as a visit with the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland and Marie from the Aristocats, we arrived in Norway just in time. We received our Kimmunicator (this is the real deal, folks) and headed to Mexico. Due to the sensitive nature of the mission, I cannot go into the details. However, Shaun and I were able to save the world from hostile take-over from the evil Dr. Drakken. With a little help from Wade, Kim's computer friend, and some quick thinking/awesome spy moves from Shaun and myself, Dr. Drakken's evil plan with the evil rocket launch did not prevail. The world is safe again. So next time you see some evil Doctor with a corny accent try to take over the world, just remember that you too can kick some evil trash with your wicked sweet spy-moves. Thank you, and goodnight. 

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