Espionage

Okay, so I know that you all secretly thought that my new job at Animal Kingdom was just a humble little Park Greeter. The time my friends has come to come clean. I'm secretly a secret agent. Yeah. But don't tell anyone. It's just between you an me. (Which is why I chose the internet to tell you this. It's fine.) No really. I am an agent; and it's awesome. I get assignments and everything. How legit is that? Here's a little sample of what my day looked like today. 

After some brief training exercises, I report back to headquarters at approximately 1100 hours. (For real. We use military time at Disney and everything. I told you this was legit.) After supervising the exits for a while, I receive another assignment. It's called a break. Because hey, secret agents need to eat their PB and J too, alright? It's fine. After a quick break I logged back into headquarters for another assignment. Now this is classified, but I'm going to share it anyways. Just keep it on the DL. 

Assignment 13224303:

DOUG is currently in position 7. Please drop that position and both return to headquarters for your next assignment. 

5/23/09

12:01

We even get assigned to get assignments. Yeah. It's so sweet. This is just an example of one of the many acts of espionage I am now performing every day at Disney's Animal Kingdom. Whenever our position has been compromised we are assigned a new one, and just keep the rotation going. It's a pretty intense job. I'm pretty lucky to be alive still; most don't make it past training. It's fine. No big deal. 

So- if you ever need a secret agent woman, I'm your girl. I have awesome references. Thank you, and goodnight.