This is Why I'm Smart:

Here are a few things I know. These things make me smart. Ready, go:

• Jamba Juice makes everything better.
• John Mayer's Battle Studies is brilliant.
• I am absolutely terrified of my garage.
• Tylenol PM is my ultimate panacea.
• The atonement is real.
• Laughter is my favorite form of exercise.
• Broken hearts suck.
• Coldplay says what I feel.
• I am 87% sass.
• Centerville Beach is my "Somewhere Only We Know" place.
• Libby's is the best kind of pumpkin.
• Painting is therapeutic for me; also coloring.
• Slippers are among the most comforting things in this known world. That and kisses on the forehead.
  
• I hate MLA.
  
• Red Curry at the Thai place in Fortuna is too hot; Red Curry at the Thai place in Rexburg is just right.
• Driving past the Bay on 101 is my favorite part of my day.
• I hate texting.
• Alligators open their mouths to regulate their body heat. (Or something like that.)
• Facebook steals my sleep.
• My dream for my life changes twice daily.
• George Clooney is the modern version of Cary Grant.
  
• Being an optometrist would be sweet, because you could look at eyes all day long.
  
• Engagement pictures are funny. And mostly awkward.
• If ever you attempt to do laundry in the Mountain Pines laundry facilities, first of all don't, and second of all, NEVER use powder detergent.
• 98% of all men are babies. (No offense.)
• I can successfully operate a turnstile.
• Sometimes I think in terms of blogs and John Mayer lyrics.
  

This is why I'm smart. Thank you, and goodnight.